Karl Lagerfeld pour Homme
Lagerfeld (2014)

Queen Applepatra
Borne by a thousand captives
Is peak #Karlism.

Hard to love.
That's the problem here.
Too much violet leaf, and the cold stark facade of this makes it...hard to love.

But...there is something about this. It is ahead of it's time me thinks. Snatch one up now while it is fantastically inexpensive. Don't open it for 10 years. When you get sick of the hyper sweet and over the top aroma chems that crowd the market today, I suspect KLPH will be refreshing.

Very very bad. Longliverty is poor, nothing special. 12 in a dozen. Don't buy it. It's a waste of money !

Usch!!!

This was just plain bad.

A depressing mainstream green-citrus-woody metallic scent, anonym, dull, easily mistakable with any masculine scent you can find at the mall. Poor longevity and ultra-poor quality.

4/10

And Lo! A prediction for 2014 has come to pass.

Karl Lagerfeld is a cynical thrust at the 'youth' market and is a risible fragrance. It is generic, lazy, devoid of any innovation and smells like a chemical dump next to an orchard.

This has got to be an early contender for the worst 'designer' fragrance of 2014

I hope it tanks badly, but I fear it won't.